1. You can’t judge a book by its cover…unless it is the Bible.
  2. Absence makes the heart fonder…unless it is absence of holiness.
  3. Actions speak louder than words…but don’t stop speaking about God.
  4. A leopard can’t change its spots…but Jesus can change our life.
  5. All good things come to an end…except when you go to heaven.
  6. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…protect your eyes from darkness and sin.
  7. Best things in life are free…especially eternal life in Christ.
  8. The ends justify the means…unless you end up in jail or worse.
  9. One man’s junk is another man’s treasure…junk is always junk.
  10. Better late than never…unless you are outside the ark and it’s raining.
  11. Clothes do not make a man…but wear your best for your King.
  12. Every man is the architect of his destiny…unless they build upon the sand.
  13. Fortune favors the brave…No, God favors the humble.
  14. God helps those who help themselves…No, God helps those who cannot help themselves.
  15. If you can’t beat them, join them…instead ask God to beat them.
  16. Ignorance is bliss…they said before going to hell.
  17. It’s better to be safe than sorry…No, it’s better to be sorry so we can be saved.
  18. It takes two to make a quarrel…It takes three to end it.
  19. Practice makes perfect…so start coming to church every Sunday.
  20. There is no time like the present…but our future is so much better.

            A. G.

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