- You can’t judge a book by its cover…unless it is the Bible.
- Absence makes the heart fonder…unless it is absence of holiness.
- Actions speak louder than words…but don’t stop speaking about God.
- A leopard can’t change its spots…but Jesus can change our life.
- All good things come to an end…except when you go to heaven.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…protect your eyes from darkness and sin.
- Best things in life are free…especially eternal life in Christ.
- The ends justify the means…unless you end up in jail or worse.
- One man’s junk is another man’s treasure…junk is always junk.
- Better late than never…unless you are outside the ark and it’s raining.
- Clothes do not make a man…but wear your best for your King.
- Every man is the architect of his destiny…unless they build upon the sand.
- Fortune favors the brave…No, God favors the humble.
- God helps those who help themselves…No, God helps those who cannot help themselves.
- If you can’t beat them, join them…instead ask God to beat them.
- Ignorance is bliss…they said before going to hell.
- It’s better to be safe than sorry…No, it’s better to be sorry so we can be saved.
- It takes two to make a quarrel…It takes three to end it.
- Practice makes perfect…so start coming to church every Sunday.
- There is no time like the present…but our future is so much better.
A. G.
